10 attention hoarding shirts by Ceirwen Bennett

Guess what? One of the most popular gifts people give are shirts. They match every possible occasion and some are very budget friendly. The only problem in giving out shirts is sometimes, you do not know what shirt to buy because the person might already have what you have in mind.

There are only way a few ways to approach this. Try using the 2 step plan. First, investigate if that person has it already. Ask the person's siblings or parents or whoever the closes one is. If you are the closest to the person and you know the shirts, you won't have any problem with this. The second step is by buying a unique shirt that you know he won't have one yet or you can even make a customized shirt to make it more unique.

Here are ten of what I call attention grabbing and cool t-shirts!

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3113/shirt1weinerfw5.jpg 1. The Weiner Shirt- If you are feeling naughty, this might be the right shirt to give! What better way to start your day than someone asking you about what they may see inside the pen?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3892/shirt2washroomth5.jpg 2. Washroom Secrets Shirt- tired of the conventional washroom signs? Girls won't like signs like these but guys will flock in droves just to really see what's in a place with a sign like that. Of course, since this is a shirt, it's just giving the girls a hint of your playful side.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/127/shirt3bananahn1.jpg 3. Banana shirt- Would you put a banana in your pocket? I know I wouldn't. Girls might consider a banana in the pocket as a compliment but guys wearing shirts like this will look so gay that, some bananas will just rot away instantly because as we all know, bananas can't be confined in an area with limited air and space. They must be freed and liberated!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3330/shirt4dadvc4.jpg 4. Dad#2 Shirt- Father's day just concluded and this might not be the best gift for your biological dad. In this world, nobody gives a fudging care about number 2. You would know who won the NBA finals back in year 2000 but you wouldn't remember the second placer.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3554/shirt5drunkvo9.jpg 5. Drunken Shirt- Cops, give way! Those breathalyzers just suck! No one could beat them anyway. Eating mints won't help. Neither putting a coin under your tongue. I've tried them all. Just ask for a ticket.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2756/shirt6epicwi6.jpg 6. Epic/ Legendary Shirt- Now, this is what I am talking about. I wonder how many girls would be fooled by this shirt only to find out that the actual size may vary. Can't you see it? It has a fine print there.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1482/shirt7worldas6.jpg 7. Globe Pointing Shirt- Remember when you were a kid and you would spin the globe pointing randomly in a place and you will say, "this is where I want to live."? Well, I always end up in the Atlantic Ocean.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6493/shirt8grandmans0.jpg 8. Grandma's Death Shirt- excuses are also energy drainers. You have to create a believable yet strong reason to get the sympathy of the other. Some do not care at all and this shirt explains it all.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/504/shirt9stupidsw8.jpg 9. Stupid Shirt- Please, do not wear this with your partner unless you mean it. It is just the same thing as saying I love you. Do not say it unless you really mean it.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6702/shirt10brainsza8.jpg 10. Brains Shirt- Some shirt are just better than the others. Some are blessed with big brains more than the other. Human beings can't be contented easily. Now, after being blessed in a way or another, they still want other blessings to come. One big blessing is enough. Two is too many. And by the way, this is the most "attention-grabbing shirt of them all"!

A unique gift will make sure that people remember what you gave them. In case they still forget what you gave them, I suggest you hit them in the head and the bump will make sure that they will remember your gift and they might mark it as the most memorable one!

About the Author

Ceinwen Bennett was born in Los Angeles on September 21, 1980. She is a college dropout who decided to pursue her career in acting and theater. She initially entered an economics course in college but realized that her heart was not into it and immediately started auditioning for parts in plays, musicals, commercials and movies.