According to inside sources over at ebay headquarters it seems that the auction giantis gearing up for a new rash of crazy new policies. A new ban is going to occur in the near future according to,"Fin Germe", ebay's head of international sex laws.
The new ban will be for all photos of individuals engaging in explicit sex acts with Patagonian lizards. This obviously comes as a shock to all peddlers of lizard fetish products. One such peddler stated when asked how this would affect sales that he could not fathom the hit his business will take, I mean come on, and lizards need loving too
and what about all of the sick people out there that need their lizard sex fix. I just can't believe how ignorant ebay has become.
Although this is just the beginning it seems Ebay has come a long way in such a short period of time to alienate a large portion of its clientele. I mean what's next, the banning of all animal love photos on ebay?
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