Ebay to Sue mom & pop store for Eleventy billion dollars by moretrading.com by Shelly Wagman

Auction power house Ebay has decided to sue a Mom and Pop store for Eleventy billion dollars for copyright infringement. Gamoto Putsosue's Mom & Pop, Store Sluts and Butts, is being sued for putting up a sign in their front window stating they have “items for sale”. According to Ebay, they have the rights to the word Items, For and Sale and the phrase “Items For Sale”. Dino Kefalis, the vice president of tying shoes on ebay, stated that no one on this planet has the right to use those words because they're owned by Ebay.

Mr.Putsosue was at a loss for words when he found out about this lawsuit. His exact words were “how could this be happening to me? How could anyone own the right to common English words? Is Elenventy billion dollars even a real number? ”This shows us all again how Ebay likes to push around the little people by flexing their muscles.

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