Ewaey has decided to go after juggernaut Ebay. They decided to go for the jugular by renaming their website to Ebay.com from Ewaey.com. Ewaeys manager of making funny gestures while jumping up and down, Haren Mykister, said that he thinks this is a great idea and should drive tons of traffic to their website. Mr. Mykister said that profits, sales and memberships should increase by 10,000%. He said the only major hurdle they face is getting Ebay to sell them the rights to the domain Ebay.com.
Ewaeys President of flatulence, Inya Dreamez said that they have a good chance of getting that domain name. Ms.Dreamez said that once they get the domain name, it will all be over for ebay.
If Ebay loses their domain name to Ewaey.com, it would spell disaster for the site. One Ewaey seller said that they can’t wait for this to happen. He said that his sales would surely increase and is now very happy with his decision of leaving ebay.
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